via Real HousewivesI hope not. Joe's like a cuddly, drunk koala. That's an anomaly too, because I hear that koala's are quite cranky. Whether koalas are crankier than a scorned guidette whose husband fathered a love child with his mistress, I couldn't say.
I know what you're thinking. He's adorable. Resist the urge to squish his chubby little face in. Teresa will cut a bitch. She's from Paterson, remember?
I do play favorites, and my favorite little guidette is Milania. I'm a sucker for a four year old with her own catch phrase: "Fab-u-lousssss!" (Again, yell it with a pinched nose)
I don't know what Danielle Staub was talking about when she said Teresa dresses her daughters the way Danielle dresses her dogs. I swear we never, ever dressed my roommate's chihuahua, Foxy in anything of this sort. Did I mention that today is opposite day?