Watercooler Gossip

Blame Giselle for Tom's Bieber hair. DListed

You didn't really think Lindsay's apology for her drug use was sincere, did you? Us Weekly

Where to find Blanche's old couch. Buzzfeed

Juice boxes and kettle chips are the main ingredients in "gay" OMG Blog

Jen and Courteney reunited and I'm the only one who watched. In Case You Didn't Know

Jessica can't even hang onto her gay boyfriend. Celebitchy

The Situation has an iPhone App. Can it help me find a way to make a million dollars despite my lack of marketable skills? Pop on the Pop

Watercooler Gossip

Maybe Angelina is the mastermind behind Shiloh's cross dressing. Celebitchy

Ashton and Demi's marriage might be imploding. DListed

Maybe now they'll make that Jersey Shore/Real Housewives of NJ crossover episode I've been hoping for. Radar Online

Kaitlin Olson is a cool mom. Oh No They Didn't

The worst advertisements of the year. Gawker

I'm not sure what I find more surprising: David Beckham uses the services of a prostitute, or that the prostitute is a woman. Lainey Gossip

Watercooler Gossip

Trolling the internet so you don't have to...

Run and tell that, homboy: Buzzfeed

A snarky Dancing with the Stars recap: I'm Bringing Blogging Back

E*Trade and Lindsay Lohan reach a settlement in "milkaholic" lawsuit. Dina can now afford to buy all the Fudgie the Whale she can eat: Celebitchy

Paris Hilton is banned from Japan. In other news, Japan is my new favorite country: DListed

Real Housewives of Orange County Drama: Simon goes to jail: Oh No They Didn't

Facebook's founder hates the Facebook movie: Gawker

How to be as elegant as the Jersey Shore kids: The Gloss

9 Regrettable purchases of 1999: Funny or Die