I thought The Hangover Part II was great!
**I don't Tweet, but sometimes say that I do to sound cool. Is it working?
My vision is failing.
P.S. I am from the previous generation, where I was actually in college when the first American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, was crowned, and rumors swarmed for months about whether she was romancing runner-up Justin Guarini. Maybe I am not reading the right teeny-bopper magazines, but how did Lauren and Scotty avoid such rumors? They are super cute.
I am my own plumber
My bathroom sink has not been draining properly. I did not ask my husband to look at it. I did not call a plumber. No, I looked it up on the Internet and I fixed it my damn self, thank you very much. Twenty-something Samantha would never. Yes, I believe this to be a sign of the times. I am slowly transitioning into thirtysomething Samantha. She gets shit done.
Mom: Are you on amphetemines? Because this is just not something you would do.
No, Mom, I'm not taking speed, I'm taking initiative!
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011
So, I passed this on the way to brunch a couple of Sundays ago. Seriously, this is "the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen."
It's too bad they didn't toss that puppy out during the fall of 2009. How classic would it have been if I had snagged the neighbor's recliner, and was lounging in my front yard when Steve left for work in the morning. He'd be confused about why I'm sitting in a chair in our front yard, but you know, he'd still be happy to see me. Then, while pretending to smoke an unlit pipe, I'd tell him I'm pregnant! It beats shoving a positive pregnancy test in his face while he's trying to watch the Cowboys game. Opportunity missed.
Sorry to any reader who hasn't seen Juno. This must all be so confusing for you. Pay no attention to me. Good day to you all.