What Choo Talkin' 'bout, E! News?

Gary Coleman is listed in critical condition in a Utah hospital following a head injury that resulted from a fall. The news has been confirmed by his manager and his wife. Wait, he still has a wife? I thought he divorced that sassy ginger kid after she vandalized their home like Billy Idol in a Bangkok hotel room.

In a statement released by Gary's manager this morning to E! News:

"As of mid-morning on May 27, Mr. Coleman was conscious and lucid. By early afternoon, Mr. Coleman was slipping in and out of consciousness and his condition worsened. We are saddened to announce that since mid-afternoon, Mountain Time, on May 27, 2010, Mr. Coleman has been unconscious and on life support. At this critical moment, we can only ask for your thoughts and prayers for Gary to make a speedy and full recovery."

I just asked my Magic 8 Ball if  Gary was gonna get better, and it replied, "Outlook not so good". Here's hoping for a miracle.