Pre-Pregnancy Samantha = Kelly Kapoor
"I swallowed a tape worm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and then it eats all of my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months, I take some medicine, and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico. "
Pregnant Samantha = Stanley Hudson
"I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day…"
Steve = Jim Halpert
"I bought the boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we'd need a backup plan. The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago."
"I bought the boat tickets the day I saw that YouTube video. I knew we'd need a backup plan. The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marrying her a long, long time ago."
Laney = Pam Beesly Halpert
"I have so many people to thank for this award! Okay, first off, my Keds, because I couldn't have done it without them. Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight, because this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too. Um, so. Finally, I wanna thank God, because God gave me this Dundie. And I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
George = Kevin Malone
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. "
Libby = Erin Hannon
"In the foster home, my hair was my room. "
Olivia = Angela Martin
"Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy, so I'm forced to go to American Girl and order clothes for large Colonial dolls."
(note: Olivia is my mom's dog. I just had to throw her in for funsies.)
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