If this is old news and I'm the last to know, shame on you for not telling me! Between a Pearl Jam and a Blues Traveler song, Pandora played an ad for the new addition to Chick-fil-A's already tasty menu: The Spicy Chicken Sandwich, available June 7. I. Am. Ecstatic. It's the perfect fast food meal, like the time somebody picked up a Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich and drove next door and bought McDonald's fries. (Spoiler Alert: it was me.) If I had known sooner, I could have reserved a free sandwich, but no reservations are available in my area now. If only I hadn't eaten so much Chick-fil-A during the second trimester and sworn it off for the rest of the pregnancy, then I would have known sooner. This news is way bigger than the KFC Double Down.