reports that Joran van der Sloot has been detained in connection to slaying of a Peruvian woman.
...and, more garbage from CBS News:
Joran van der Sloot's lawyer, Joe Tacopina, said his client "has been falsely accused of murder once before. The fact is he wears a bull's-eye on his back now and he is a quote-unquote 'usual suspect' when it comes to allegations of foul play."
I try to keep the language fairly PG-13 on this site, so I'll withold my comments.
May I suggest that BP stuff van der Sloot into the oil well? Two birds, one stone.