This message comes to you, courtesy of my brother, Jarred:
I am starting to notice commercials for BP and Marathon gas trying to rebuild their image. In them, they have lots of kids playing soccer and American flags being waved by happy old people. BP is like the kid who pee'd his pants on the 1st day of school. Their best bet is to move and change the kid's name, because we will always remember that little spaz peeing his pants. Overall, I think it's a waste of time and money because no ad campaign will ever get the oil off of my pelican!
Thanks, Jarred. Couldn't have said it better myself.