Love Means Supporting Your Husband's Fantasy Football Team

Ok, so last year Steve joined a fantasy football league. This lead to joining a fantasy basketball league. I don't want to brag, but he dominated. Then he joined a fantasy baseball league. As a wife, the only negative I see to these fantasy leagues is that now, instead of just losing him to Auburn football, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Mavericks, and Texas Rangers games, along with Monday night football, the NBA playoffs, the World Series, the NFL playoffs, an exciting college match-up, March Madness, and the occasional Texas or Baylor game (because it's our friends' alma maters), I now lose him to every televised game, because thanks to his fantasy league, every game has a consequence for him.

Good news, though: his baseball team, named "Temporary Paralysis" is going to the playoffs. I'm really happy for Steve.

For football season, Steve decided to kick it up a notch. Instead of joining one league, he joined four. FOUR. Three NFL, one college. As I said in a previous post, the part I like the best is getting to help name the team. Well, he went and signed up for four fantasy football leagues, and he didn't let me help name a single team. Bollocks! He did enlist my help to create one of the logos...

Last season, one of his friends had a team named "Can of Corn", with a can of corn as his logo (duh). Steve thought it would be hilarious to name his next fantasy team "Box of Porn" because...wait for it...it rhymes with "Can of Corn". Comedy by Dr. Seuss. Love it [eye roll]. As much as I openly mock and criticize the team name, when he asked for my help making a logo, I had to oblige...

Yeah, I made this on Fotoflexer. I'm sorta proud of it.