|Ask me how much I hate this dress. Answer: "sooo much!"|
No, "Cry me a River" is not a reference to Justin Timberlake's reported dalliances with Olivia Munn behind longtime girlfriend Jessica Biel's back. The only person I find more boring than Olivia Munn is Jessica Biel.
Wikipedia her. She hosts a show on G4. It's a channel devoted to video games, and the only reason I know about it is because late at night they air re-runs of my favorite trash show, Cheaters. She has a gig on The Daily Show now, and Maxim and FHM have honored her for her hotness, so I guess she's sexy. Timberlake, I expected more from you. I liked you better when you were being Punk'd and crying for your mommy.
No, no, no! This post wasn't supposed to be about any of these jerks! It is about my sadness over the end of true love! October is my favorite month. It means my birthday, Jarred's birthday, Halloween, college football, autumn leaves, and everything I hold precious; but this year, it represents broken hearts and broken families. I thought we were through the worst of it, but I. Was. Wrong.
1. Ben Harper and Laura Dern divorce
2. David Arquette and Courteney Cox divorce
This post is bumming me out bad.
3. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman divorce
4. Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus divorce
I swear, if Ice-T and Coco divorce before the year is out, I'm getting wasted. Theirs is a love for the ages.