You have the onesies that boast the baby's cuteness:
You have the onesies that brag about the baby's parent's attractiveness:
Then there are the onesies that profess a baby's future talent:
Then you have the brutally honest onesie:
And of course, the onesie that shares a message that no baby would knowingly share:
I was going to go on a rant about how all little boys clothes are plastered in footballs, baseballs, and soccer balls, but after searching the internet for onesies for this blog post, I've discovered there are much worse things I could dress my son in besides a baseball onesie.